Gradient Descent: Schrödinger’s Dog Paperback (signed)
“You got a better bad idea?”
Minerva and Maxine didn't just bend the rules of physics to resurrect their dog—they shattered them, set them on fire, and threw them into a cosmic blender. Now they're stranded in a future where Earth is the next snack for an approaching black hole, and management has upgraded from passive-aggressive emails to active-aggressive weapons.
Their options are dire. Outsmarting their genius co-workers could save their lives. Outrunning the celestial vacuum cleaner might save the Earth. With time running out and only their wits and friendship to rely on, can Min and Max save humanity from the catastrophic aftermath of their discovery and escape with not just their beloved dog, but some hope for the future?
“Bad bad idea it is. Let’s roll.”